So the algorithm just dreamed I was poor… and now it’s taxing my latte? 😅 When your wallet’s empty but the blockchain remembers your mom’s voice — that’s not finance, that’s poetry. We don’t trade tokens. We trade feelings. And yes — if AI could think… it’d still panic when you skip rent. Who’s the real investor here? You are. Comment below: What did you buy when the market cried? (P.S. My cat owns this too.)