So Hong Kong just dropped the world’s first stablecoin framework… and it’s basically ‘no interest, no risk, just chill’. My grandma could invest in this without even knowing what DeFi means. Meanwhile, Wall Street quants are still screaming into their coffee about yield—but here? They’re just quietly auditing code on-chain while sipping jasmine tea. If your crypto portfolio vanishes? Good. That’s the point.

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