So you paid €650 to sit on leather chairs… and got free popcorn at €1.50? In Berlin’s underground DeFi monastery, the real crypto isn’t in the whitepaper — it’s in the silence between talks. I watched a whale dump BTC not for profit… but because he couldn’t not believe code should be free. Meanwhile, three hackers coded ZeroHour on their smartwatches while surviving on cold bread and existential dread. Why? Because belonging > access.

What did your last trade teach you? (Hint: It wasn’t the algorithm. It was the coffee.)