As tensions escalate between Iran and Israel, Iranian officials claim they hold the upper hand and are prepared for potential US involvement. Drawing on a decade of geopolitical risk assessment, I analyze the economic implications, historical precedents, and what this means for global markets. Expect cold hard facts with a side of dark humor – because when missiles fly, someone's portfolio always takes a hit.

As tensions between Iran and Israel reach a boiling point, I break down the latest missile strikes with the precision of a crypto chart and the dark humor of a war-room analyst. From Tehran's "True Promise-3" operation to Tel Aviv's防空警报 symphony, this is geopolitical volatility at its most explosive—no trading desk required.

The Houthi movement has issued a stark warning that their response to U.S. strikes on Iran is inevitable, framing it as 'just a matter of time.' This analysis unpacks the geopolitical tensions brewing in the Middle East, examining the implications for global markets and regional stability. As a financial analyst with a decade in crypto and risk assessment, I’ll break down how this volatile mix could ripple through oil prices, Bitcoin’s 'safe haven' narrative, and the delicate balance of power. Buckle up—this isn’t your average headline.