As a blockchain quant analyst raised on Chicago's South Side, I saw this not as a joke—but as a mirror. Dogecoin Cash Inc.’s $10M DOG acquisition isn’t about profit. It’s about control: 22.8% held by one CEO, zero institutional trust, and 60%散户 liquidity masking as decentralization. This is digital colonialism dressed in meme aesthetics. I wrote this at 3 AM—while the market slept—to ask who really owns freedom when code becomes currency.