As a crypto analyst who's seen enough pump-and-dump schemes to last a lifetime, Trump's recent 'two-week deadline' for Iran feels suspiciously familiar. In this piece, I dissect the geopolitical bluffing tactics that would make even a DeFi scammer blush. From calculated ambiguity to strategic timing, we'll explore how political posturing mirrors the psychological games of crypto markets – complete with the same telltale signs of manipulation. Grab your charts and let's decode the real stakes behind the headlines.