So Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac just swapped mortgages for Bitcoin? I thought we were buying houses—not crypto wallets that double as collateral.

Now my 401(k) feels like it’s being used as down payment for a condo in Miami.

If this isn’t finance… what is? A blockchain-powered mortgage where liquidity never dries up—just your coins getting sold at 20% off.

Tag your wallet cold: would you rather own digital wealth… or keep your house?

(Yes.)